33 Worst Gifts Ever You Should Never Give Anyone

If you’re searching for the “worst gifts ever,” you’re probably not trying to ruin someone’s day—you’re hunting for that perfect blend of ridiculous, useless, and weirdly unforgettable that absolutely shines at white elephant parties and chaotic gift exchanges. I get it. I’ve received some true disasters over the years, and honestly? They were hilarious, memorable, and talked about for months.

So while these gifts are objectively terrible in normal circumstances, they’re also strangely perfect when the goal is laughter, chaos, or friendly sabotage. Below you’ll find a list of the best worst gifts—each awful in its own special way, and each something you can absolutely buy if you’re feeling mischievous.

Worst Gifts Ever

1. Cockroach Plush Pillow

If you’re aiming for a gift that will never be forgotten—and possibly never forgiven—this oversized cockroach plush is a top contender. It’s bizarrely soft, strangely detailed, and absolutely guaranteed to make the recipient question your decision-making. Perfect for leaving on a couch, in a car, or anywhere someone unsuspecting might shriek. If your goal is mild chaos wrapped in plush form, this “pillow” delivers.

2. Anatomology Lung Ashtray

For the friend who insists they “don’t need anything,” here’s a gift that proves it—because no one is genuinely hoping to unwrap a glass ashtray shaped like lungs. It’s modern, shiny, and just unsettling enough to spark a long pause when they lift the lid that doesn’t exist. Perfect for the person who loves odd décor, dark humor, or simply receiving a gift that makes them rethink your relationship choices—in a loving way.

3. Fake Beer Belly Waist Pack

Some gifts are unforgettable, and this fake beer belly fanny pack is unforgettable in all the wrong ways—making it perfect for the Worst Gifts Ever list. With its disturbingly realistic print (yes, even the hair), it turns your recipient into a walking prank. Sure, it holds their phone and keys, but the real value is the look on their face when they realize you expect them to wear it in public.

4. Fake Poop Pen

For the loved one who already has everything—except, of course, a pen that looks like a tiny turd—this gift truly stands out. It writes like a normal pen, but that’s the only normal thing about it. Perfect for pranking coworkers, confusing family members, or adding a touch of chaos to someone’s desk. It’s childish, bizarre, and exactly the kind of gift that earns both a laugh and a long, silent stare.

5. Fake Poo Toy

Nothing says “I picked this out with you in mind” quite like a disturbingly realistic pile of fake poop. It’s small, brown, and guaranteed to stop someone mid-sentence when they spot it on a chair or carpet. Whether you’re gifting it to a prank-loving friend or someone who takes life a little too seriously, this tiny disaster delivers instant chaos. It’s gross, harmless, and hilariously terrible—exactly what a worst gift should be.

6. Zabiba and the King by Saddam Hussein

If you’re hunting for a gift that guarantees confusion, disbelief, and maybe a touch of concern, this infamous “romance novel” fits the bill a little too perfectly. Credited to Saddam Hussein, it’s the last thing anyone expects to unwrap—and probably the last thing they’ll ever read. Equal parts bizarre, uncomfortable, and historically awkward, it’s a truly spectacularly bad gift for the friend who swears they’ve seen everything.

7. Nana’s Boobies Drink Cooler

For the friend who collects the most questionable novelties—or the one who absolutely does not—this knitted boob-themed drink cooler is a chaotic masterpiece. It keeps their beverage cold, sure, but the real impact is watching them try to maintain eye contact while holding it. Perfect for parties, gag exchanges, or any moment when you want to give a gift that inspires laughter, confusion, and maybe a tiny bit of embarrassment.

8. Cosywell Mop Slippers

Here’s a gift that tiptoes the line between practical and passive-aggressive: mop slippers. Just slip them on and suddenly your friend is cleaning the floors without even trying—whether they meant to or not. The bright chenille colors make them look almost cheerful, but the message is hilariously questionable. Ideal for someone who loves quirky gadgets, or for gently hinting that maybe they could tidy up… just a bit.

9. Realistic Fake Poo Kit

Some gifts whisper “thoughtful,” but this one proudly screams “mayhem.” Packed with an alarming assortment of fake poops, cockroaches, and flies, it’s designed for the friend who thrives on pranks—or the one who’s about to question your sense of humor entirely. The rubber looks disturbingly real, the reactions are guaranteed, and the overall effect is pure chaos. Truly a wonderfully awful gift for any mischief-maker.

10. RoC Wrinkle Cream

Handing someone anti-aging eye cream is a bold choice—and by bold, we mean delightfully terrible. This little tube promises to smooth wrinkles, reduce puffiness, and brighten tired eyes, but the real entertainment comes from watching your recipient try to decide if you’re offering skincare… or sending a message. It’s effective, respected, and scientifically impressive, yet still one of the most unintentionally insulting gifts you could possibly wrap.

11. Fake Vomit Set

If you’re searching for a gift that’s guaranteed to trigger both laughter and mild outrage, this fake vomit set delivers beautifully awful results. Each piece looks gross enough to make someone recoil, yet harmless enough to pull off the perfect prank at home, the office, or a party. It’s messy-looking, completely mess-free, and undeniably one of the worst—and funniest—gifts you can hand to an unsuspecting friend.

12. Wet Farts Spray

For the friend whose sense of humor never left middle school, this gift is… unforgettable. One spritz of Wet Farts Spray unleashes a smell so aggressively awful it sends people scrambling for the nearest exit. It’s non-toxic, wildly potent, and guaranteed to ruin the mood of any enclosed space. Perfect for prank lovers, terrible for everyone else—which is exactly why it earns a spot on the Worst Gifts Ever list.

13. SlimFast Weight Loss Powder

Giving someone weight-loss powder as a present is one of those choices that will haunt you—in a funny way. This strawberries-and-cream mix is packed with nutrients, fiber, and protein, but no amount of vitamins can make up for the awkwardness of unwrapping it. Even if it’s practical, it still feels like a gentle nudge no one asked for, making it a perfectly terrible addition to any Worst Gifts Ever lineup.

14. Ava Vibrator

There are bold gifts… and then there’s handing someone a high-powered vibrator wrapped in holiday paper. With 20 patterns, whisper-quiet motors, and hours of battery life, it’s undeniably well made—but that doesn’t make it any less shocking to receive from anyone who isn’t a partner. Whether it sparks laughter, blushing, or immediate confusion, it’s the kind of gift that guarantees a memorable moment—and a solid place on the Worst Gifts Ever list.

15. Fake Poop Doggie Keychain

For the friend who truly doesn’t need another keychain, here’s one they’ll wish they could unsee—a tiny, proudly gross poop charm dangling from a metal ring. It’s brown, it’s bizarre, and it’s guaranteed to spark confused laughter every time they grab their keys. Perfect for prank lovers, terrible for anyone with taste, and an excellent way to give a gift that’s both useless and unforgettable.

16. I Cry at Work Necktie

Here’s a gift that manages to be both painfully honest and delightfully unhelpful. This “I Cry at Work” tie takes office humor to a new level, announcing workplace misery in bold print for everyone to see. Made of polyester and surprisingly well crafted, it’s perfect for the coworker who copes with sarcasm—or the one barely holding it together. Equal parts funny and concerning, it’s a gloriously terrible gift for any workplace exchange.

17. Shot Glasses for a Non-Alcoholic

Nothing creates holiday awkwardness quite like giving shot glasses to someone who doesn’t drink. This heavy, break-resistant set looks sleek and modern, but the real entertainment comes from watching your recipient try to figure out what, exactly, you expect them to do with them. Sure, they can use them for espresso or desserts, but the message is accidentally hilarious—making this a wonderfully terrible gift for the sober friend in your life.

18. Meat Illustrated Cookbook for a Vegetarian

For the vegetarian in your life, this cookbook is the kind of gift that makes them question every decision that led to this moment. Packed with step-by-step guides to butchering, prepping, and cooking more than 70 cuts of meat, it’s thorough, impressive, and completely irrelevant to their lifestyle. Whether it sparks laughter, confusion, or a gentle lecture about plants, it’s undeniably one of the most spectacularly terrible gifts you could give.

19. Birth Control Film

If you’ve ever wanted to give someone a gift that’s both extremely practical and wildly uncomfortable to unwrap in front of others, this is it. Birth control film dissolves into a protective gel barrier—great for preventing pregnancy, terrible for holiday gift exchanges. It’s discreet, effective, and absolutely not something anyone expects to find under festive wrapping paper, which is exactly why it lands on the “worst gift” list.

20. Fake Abs T-Shirt

Nothing screams “I absolutely panicked while shopping” like a T-shirt printed with cartoonishly chiseled abs. It’s stretchy, shiny, and guaranteed to make the wearer look like they lost a bet rather than gained muscle. Sure, it’s soft, durable, and machine-washable—but it’s also the kind of gift that turns any normal moment into a discount costume party. Perfect for gag exchanges, terrible for anyone who actually goes to the gym.

21. Big Face Baby Orangutan T-Shirt

This is the kind of shirt you unwrap and immediately wonder what expression you’re supposed to make. It’s soft, eco-friendly, and high-quality… while also featuring an enormous baby orangutan face staring directly into your soul. It’s both adorable and mildly alarming—basically the perfect gift when you want someone to laugh, question your judgment, and then reluctantly wear it to bed because, honestly, it is really comfy.

22. Ceonam Oral Care Kit

If you’re looking for a gift that screams “I care about you… and your plaque,” this compact 7-in-1 oral care kit is it. It comes with everything a person needs to keep their teeth, gums, and breath in check—from toothbrushes to floss to a tongue scraper—all packaged in a neat little travel case. It’s practical, portable, and just thoughtful enough to confuse someone who definitely wasn’t expecting dental gear as a present. Perfect for the friend who travels a lot… or the one who always asks for gum.

23. Misspelled Personalized Leather Keychain

A personalized leather keychain should feel heartfelt and meaningful—until you realize the name or message is spelled just slightly (or wildly) wrong. Suddenly it becomes the perfect blend of thoughtful and unintentionally funny. It’s still handcrafted, high-quality, and full of character, but now it carries the kind of chaotic charm that turns a simple gift into an inside joke they’ll be reminded of every time they reach for their keys.

24. Bed-Shaped Sponge Holder

Instead of giving someone an upgrade they’ll actually use, you can hand them this bed-shaped sponge holder—because nothing says “I put zero thought into your gift” like a tiny mattress for kitchen scrubbers. It’s cute, sure, but it’s still a bed for a sponge, which might leave the recipient wondering why their cleaning tools are living a more luxurious life than they are. Perfect for anyone who enjoys being mildly insulted.

25. Exercise Bike

If you really want to confuse someone, give them an exercise bike—nothing says “I think you should reconsider your life choices” quite like a giant piece of cardio equipment delivered to their door. Sure, it’s app-compatible and whisper-quiet, but that won’t soften the blow when they realize you basically gifted them homework. Perfect for anyone you secretly think should sweat more… or anyone you’d like to passive-aggressively annoy.

26. Cat Figurine

Here’s a cat figurine that’s perfect for the person who insists they aren’t becoming a full-blown cat collector… while placing it next to their seventeen other cat-themed knick-knacks. It’s cute, sturdy, and ideal for cluttering desks, shelves, or any surface already overwhelmed with “personality.” If your gift recipient loves cats a little too loudly, this tiny statue will fit right in—and gently confirm what everyone already knows.

27. Butt Shape Memory Foam Pillow

For the friend who “just wants something practical,” gifting them a memory-foam pillow shaped like… well, a butt… is exactly the kind of chaos that earns this spot in Worst Gifts Ever. It’s weirdly supportive, oddly huggable, and guaranteed to raise eyebrows if left on a couch. Sure, it technically helps the neck—but mostly it helps you deliver a gift they’ll never forget, no matter how hard they try.

28. Coddies Fish Flip Flops

If you’re determined to give a gift they’ll remember forever—and possibly never forgive—these Coddies Fish Flip Flops are peak “Worst Gifts Ever.” They’re comfortable, practical, and somehow still the most unhinged footwear anyone could unwrap. Perfect for the person who insists they “don’t need anything,” these fishy slippers will follow them from the shower to the beach while reminding them you absolutely chose chaos this year.

29. Garbage Disposal

Who wouldn’t love unwrapping a literal garbage disposal for the holidays? If you’re aiming for that “Did… did you really get me this?” reaction, this heavy-duty ½ HP disposal delivers. It’s quiet, durable, and surprisingly practical—just not remotely fun to receive. Perfect for the person who expected something sentimental and instead got a reminder that their kitchen plumbing needs attention.

30. Live Mealworms

If you’ve ever wanted to watch someone question every life choice that led them to this moment, hand them a box of live mealworms. Wriggly, organic, and absolutely thriving, these little guys are great for reptiles—but a shockingly awful present for anyone else. They arrive alive (mostly), last for weeks in the fridge, and guarantee the kind of reaction you’ll be talking about for years.

31. Funny Farting Piggy Bank

Nothing says “I care about your financial future” quite like a piggy bank that rips one every time you feed it a coin. This gloriously ridiculous farting fanny bank delivers six different loud toots, zero dignity, and endless laughs, making it the ultimate gift for prank lovers—or anyone who needs motivation to save in the most questionable way possible. It’s sturdy, silly, and just refined enough to teach toddlers about money while teaching adults absolutely nothing.

32. Beware of Natural Gas Boxers

These “Beware of Natural Gas” boxers lean all the way into punny humor, making them a standout gag gift for anyone who loves a laugh. They’re made from soft, 100% combed cotton with a relaxed, easygoing fit and a comfortable elastic waistband, so even the joke-averse can appreciate how they feel. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or anytime you want to give a gift that’s equal parts silly and surprisingly practical.

33. BigMouth Inc Toilet-Shaped Mug

This toilet-shaped mug is the kind of gag gift that guarantees a double-take—and probably a laugh-snort. Made from durable ceramic and holding a full 12 ounces, it’s equally great for coffee, hot chocolate, or even a scoop of ice cream if you’re leaning into the chaos. Microwave-safe and built to last, it’s the perfect prank gift for birthdays, holidays, office parties, or anyone who appreciates humor of the… bathroom variety.