Some people take gift-giving seriously. Too seriously. But if you’re anything like me, you know that the best gifts don’t always come from a deep emotional place—they come from the gut. As in: belly laughs, eye-rolls, and that moment of “What the heck is this?”
That’s the beauty of a truly great gag gift. It’s not about usefulness or sentiment. It’s about surprise, absurdity, and making someone laugh so hard they forget how weird it is that you actually wrapped this thing up.
If you’re looking for something unforgettable—in the weirdest way possible—this list is for you.
Hilarious Gag Gifts
1. Edible Chocolate Anus
Yes, you read that right. This is a real box of edible, handcrafted chocolate buttholes. It’s weird, it’s wild, and it’s absolutely unforgettable. The perfect gag gift for that one friend who always crosses the line—or for anyone with a truly absurd sense of humor.
2. Shart Wipes (Emergency Use Only)
These are not your average wet wipes. Shart Wipes come in hilarious emergency-style packaging that screams “last resort.” Great for a white elephant gift, prank basket, or just to stash in someone’s bathroom as a joke. They’re weirdly useful too… but mostly just very, very funny.
3. Gift of Absolutely Nothing
This gift literally contains nothing. Air. Emptiness. Nada. It’s packaged beautifully just to mess with people. Give it to someone who “doesn’t want anything” and watch their reaction. It’s the kind of joke that lands every time—clever, simple, and totally ridiculous.
4. You’ve Been Poisoned Mug
Imagine handing someone a hot drink and watching their face as the bottom of the mug slowly reveals: You’ve Been Poisoned. It’s sinister. It’s hilarious. It’s the kind of gift that never gets old, especially for your mischievous friend who loves dark humor and dramatic reveals.
5. Pooping Toothpaste Dog Butt
Yes, it’s a little dog whose butt becomes the nozzle for your toothpaste. Is it gross? Absolutely. Is it funny? Even more so. Kids and prank-loving adults will crack up every time they squeeze. Perfect for bathroom humor fans or anyone whose vibe is “chaotic good.”
6. Screaming Goat Toy
Press the button and this tiny goat lets out a high-pitched scream that is both alarming and oddly satisfying. It’s surprisingly addictive. Whether it’s sitting on your desk or hidden for surprise attacks, this little guy is pure chaotic energy. Comes with a mini booklet, too—because why not?
7. Snake in a Can Classic
The prank that never gets old. Hand someone what looks like a harmless can of chips, then watch them jump as a spring-loaded snake pops out. It’s childish, it’s timeless, and it always gets a laugh. Perfect for old-school pranksters or anyone who needs a little chaos in their day.
8. Spider Scare Prank Box
This unassuming wooden box hides a nasty surprise—a fake spider that leaps out when you slide it open. It’s evil in the best way. Great for coworkers, siblings, or anyone who thinks they’re too cool to be scared. Works every time, especially when they try to act unbothered.
9. Opera Lady Sponge Holder
You haven’t lived until your sponge is resting inside a tiny bathtub with an opera-singing diva. Her open mouth holds the sponge upright, giving your sink a Broadway moment every day. It’s absurd, fabulous, and surprisingly useful. For the friend who loves dramatic flair… and dish soap.
10. Emergency Underpants
Because you never know when disaster will strike. These come sealed in a tiny tin, ready to save the day (or at least get a laugh). It’s the perfect gag gift for over-preparers, travelers, or anyone who’s had a close call. Completely ridiculous—and that’s what makes it brilliant.
11. Talking Toilet Paper Dispenser
Every time someone pulls the toilet paper, this thing talks. You can record your own message—funny, creepy, or downright weird. It turns any bathroom visit into a memorable (and slightly confusing) experience. If you’ve got a prank-loving roommate or a goofy dad, this one’s a guaranteed hit.
12. Bacon Toothpaste (Yes, Really)
Mint is out. Bacon is in. This absurdly flavored toothpaste is one part gross, one part genius, and 100% unforgettable. It’s great for bacon addicts, novelty collectors, or anyone who says they’ll try anything once. Just don’t be surprised if they actually use it… and kinda like it.
13. Drumstick Keychain (Fake but Crispy)
It’s a tiny, squishy fried chicken drumstick… on a keychain. That’s it. That’s the whole joke. And somehow, it’s hilarious. It looks way too realistic and feels just rubbery enough to make people do a double take. Perfect for fast food lovers or pranksters on the go.
14. No-Tear TP Roll
It looks like normal toilet paper—but it doesn’t tear. At all. It’s the ultimate prank for bathroom jokesters. Slip it onto a roll and wait for chaos. Ideal for house guests, office stalls, or April Fools. It’s dumb, cheap, and oh-so effective.
15. Toilet Timer for the Lingerer
Know someone who disappears into the bathroom for 30 minutes with their phone? This sand timer is made just for them. Flip it, and they’ve got 5 minutes before they’re officially “wasting everyone’s time.” A hilarious nudge that’s part joke, part intervention.
16. Dog Farts Cotton Candy
Fluffy, sweet, and suspiciously labeled, this “bag of dog farts” is actually regular cotton candy—but the packaging does all the work. It’s perfect for gifting to someone who loves gross-out humor. Bonus points if you tell them to sniff before they open it. Absolutely childish… and that’s the point.
17. World’s Tiniest Violin
Cue the sarcasm. This mini violin is the perfect prop when someone’s whining too much. Comes in a cute case and actually looks like a tiny instrument. It’s the physical version of saying “boo hoo” with a smirk. Ideal for siblings, coworkers, or the most dramatic friend in your life.
18. Freudian Slippers
These fuzzy slippers feature—you guessed it—Sigmund Freud’s head, and when you slide your feet in, it looks like he’s chewing on your toes. It’s bizarre, oddly cozy, and just smart enough to make it the perfect gift for psychology nerds or anyone who appreciates a clever pun.
19. Mini Wacky Tube Guy
It’s like the inflatable car dealership guy—but desktop-sized. Push the button and watch this tiny dude wiggle his heart out. Weirdly mesmerizing and full of personality, it’s great for livening up a boring desk or cheering up a stressed-out coworker. Silly? Yes. But that’s why it works.
20. Dollar Bill TP Roll
You’ll feel rich every time you wipe. This roll of toilet paper is printed to look like hundred-dollar bills, and it’s just absurd enough to get laughs without being too gross. Great for bachelor pads, man caves, or anyone with a “go big or go home” bathroom aesthetic.
21. Burrito Blanket
Wrap yourself up like the human snack you are. This giant tortilla blanket is soft, cozy, and ridiculously funny. Whether they’re binge-watching shows or taking a nap, your friend will look like a perfectly rolled burrito. Warning: may cause cravings for Mexican food and unsolicited photos.
22. Crab Spoon Holder
This little silicone crab clings to your pot and holds your spoon like a true kitchen sidekick. It’s functional, yes—but also completely adorable and kind of ridiculous. A perfect stocking stuffer for anyone who loves to cook or just likes their utensils with a side of sass.
23. Dumpster Desk Organizer
It’s a tiny trash dumpster… for your pens. Or stress. Or existential dread. This hilarious pencil holder even comes with realistic little flames (yes, really). Ideal for coworkers, college students, or anyone who refers to their life as a “dumpster fire” on a weekly basis.
24. Puffer Jacket Can Cooler
Your drink deserves to be warm too… in spirit, not temperature. This tiny puffer jacket fits around a can like a stylish winter coat. It’s goofy, adorable, and surprisingly effective. Ideal for beer drinkers, soda fans, or anyone who dresses better than their beverages.
25. Screaming Chicken Stress Toy
Give it a squeeze and it lets out an unholy scream. This stretchy chicken is the kind of stress toy you don’t realize you need until it’s in your hand. Great for blowing off steam—or unleashing chaos in the office. Bonus: it’s completely ridiculous to look at.
26. Money-Eating Face Bank
It’s a little cube with a face that literally “eats” your coins. Drop a penny in and watch its mouth move like a tiny possessed robot. Kids are fascinated, adults are confused, and everyone laughs. It’s weird, creepy, and totally mesmerizing—basically the perfect conversation piece.
27. I Didn’t Fart, I Blew a Kiss Socks
These socks say exactly what we’re all too proud to admit—“I didn’t fart, I blew you a kiss.” Equal parts cheeky and charming, they’re perfect for the class clown, the shameless farter, or anyone who thinks life’s too short not to laugh at your own gas.
28. Blackhead Toy Poppin’ Fun
This toy mimics popping blackheads, and yes—it’s as gross and satisfying as it sounds. It comes with “pus” you can refill and squeeze again and again. Perfect for that one friend who loves pimple-popping videos a little too much. Horrifyingly entertaining.
29. Sad Duck Lamp
It’s a little duck. It lights up. And it looks devastatingly sad. Why? Who knows. But that’s what makes it hilarious and strangely relatable. Perfect for nightstands, desks, or anywhere you need a little emo duck energy in your life.
30. Heat-Reveal Mug
At first glance, it’s just a regular mug. But add hot liquid, and bam—something weird or hilarious appears. Whether it’s a hidden insult or a cheeky surprise, this mug delivers that perfect “wait… what?” moment with every cup. Great for coffee lovers with a sneaky side.
31. Cat Butt Towel
It’s a kitchen towel… with a big ol’ cat butt right on it. Whether it’s draped over the oven handle or hanging in the bathroom, it guarantees double takes and awkward chuckles. Ideal for cat lovers who aren’t afraid to lean into the weird side of pet ownership.
32. Toilet Golf Game
Because why not practice your putting while doing your business? This mini golf set turns bathroom breaks into competitive sport. Great for people who take forever in the bathroom—or anyone who claims they need “more time to relax.” Comes with mat, putter, and potty-time pride.
33. Wine Glass That Fits the Whole Bottle
No more refills—just pour the entire bottle into this one gigantic glass and call it a night. It’s dramatic, ridiculous, and oddly empowering. Perfect for wine lovers with a sense of humor or that friend who jokes, “I only had one glass.”
34. Baguette Slippers
Slip your feet into two golden brown loaves of bread. These fluffy baguette slippers are equal parts cozy and absurd. They’re soft, warm, and make you look like you’re walking on carbs. Perfect for anyone who loves bread way more than they probably should.
35. Giant Pizza Blanket
It’s huge. It’s round. It’s pepperoni-covered. This giant pizza blanket looks good enough to eat and feels like a soft, cheesy hug. Whether for couples, roommates, or solo nappers with strong appetites, it’s the kind of gift that wraps people in comfort and comedy.
36. Flatulence Deodorizer
Yes, this is a real thing. A discreet pad you wear that filters out the smell when… nature calls unexpectedly. It’s part genius, part ridiculous, and 100% hilarious as a gag gift. Perfect for prank baskets, office parties, or that one friend who knows they need it (but won’t admit it).
37. Shrimp Neck Pillow
Travel in style… as a shrimp. This plush neck pillow wraps around your neck like a curled-up crustacean. It’s so ridiculous, strangers will do a double take at the airport. Comfort meets comedy—ideal for the traveler who’s not afraid to make a scene.
38. Bacon Bandages
Got a cut? Patch it up with a strip of bacon. These novelty bandages look freakishly realistic and are guaranteed to get reactions. Great for kids, foodies, or anyone who believes bacon really does make everything better—including boo-boos.
39. Pig Dissection Toy Kit
This toy is part science, part prank. It’s a squishy, anatomically-correct pig with removable organs for “educational” fun. Gross? Totally. But surprisingly entertaining too. A weirdly perfect gift for future doctors, biology geeks, or people who enjoy weird stuff in jars.
40. Fishy Flip Flops
Your feet, but make them fish. These rubbery flip flops look like open-mouthed fish and are just ugly enough to be hilarious. Wear them to the beach or just around the house for laughs. If you know someone who lives for the absurd—this is it.
41. Army Dude Bottle Opener
Crack open a cold one with military precision. This little green soldier isn’t just for play—he’s got a built-in bottle opener in his boots. It’s rugged, silly, and weirdly useful. Great for parties, bar carts, or just saluting your inner 10-year-old.
42. Tiny Creepy Hands
Slip these on your fingers and suddenly you have baby doll hands where adult hands used to be. It’s equal parts horrifying and hilarious. Perfect for awkward selfies, weird skits, or making people uncomfortable during Zoom calls. You don’t need them—but you kind of do.
43. Legs Bookmark (Just Legs)
This cheeky bookmark looks like a pair of little legs sticking out of your book—Wizard of Oz-style. It’s playful, quirky, and actually super useful. Great for bookworms with a sense of humor or anyone who wants their reading sessions to come with a side of sass.
44. Boyfriend Pillow with Arm
Miss cuddles? This half-body pillow with one arm is hilariously comforting and kind of weirdly sweet. It’s soft, supportive, and always down to snuggle—no questions asked. A top-tier gag gift for single friends, jokey partners, or anyone who just needs a good laugh (and a hug).
45. Animal Paw Socks
Slide these on and instantly transform into a cat, dog, or wild animal. They’re fuzzy, fierce, and just the right amount of weird. Whether you’re lounging at home or pulling off a low-effort costume, these socks are bound to get a few laughs.
46. Fish Pencil Case
This pencil pouch looks exactly like a dead fish. Zipper in the mouth, scales and all. It’s disturbing, it’s hilarious, and it’s somehow still useful. Perfect for students, artists, or coworkers who appreciate a little weird in their workspace.
47. Funny Nose Pencil Sharpener
Sharpen your pencil by jamming it straight up a nostril. Yep, it’s gross—and that’s exactly why it’s hilarious. This nose-shaped sharpener turns every desk into an instant conversation starter. Great for students, coworkers, or anyone who never really outgrew middle school humor (and proudly owns it).
48. Silicone Mini Ice Tongs
These tiny silicone tongs are so small and oddly specific, it’s hard not to laugh. Perfect for picking up exactly one ice cube, or pretending you’re a giant at a fancy tea party. A funny little gift for cocktail lovers, party hosts, or anyone who enjoys the most unnecessary kitchen tools imaginable.
49. Pet Fence Peek Window
Install this dome in your backyard fence and suddenly your dog has a bubble window to spy on the world. It’s surprisingly genius and looks hilarious from the outside. A thoughtful gift for pet lovers with curious pups—and a guaranteed neighbor conversation starter.
50. Wine Puzzle Trap
Want your wine? Solve the puzzle. This wooden contraption locks up a wine bottle and turns it into a brain-teasing challenge. Great for parties, housewarmings, or giving your wine-loving friend a moment of panic before the celebration begins. Cheers with a twist!
51. Life-Sized JFK Cutout
Need a third wheel for dinner? Or a silent co-worker? This life-sized cardboard cutout of JFK is oddly charming and makes every room feel more… presidential. Whether for a history buff or someone who loves weird décor, this one’s unforgettable.
52. Porta Potty Shot Glasses
Cheers to bad decisions! These shot glasses are shaped like tiny blue porta potties, and somehow that makes drinking from them even funnier. They’re gross, hilarious, and perfect for parties where nobody’s taking anything too seriously—including hygiene.
53. Toilet Bowl Mug
It’s gross. It’s funny. And it somehow makes your morning coffee even better. This mug is shaped like a tiny porcelain toilet, and it’s perfect for anyone with a weird sense of humor. Fill it with hot chocolate, cereal, or just leave it on your desk to weird people out.
54. Gift of Dehydrated Water
Just add water! This can of “dehydrated water” is the pinnacle of useless gifts. It’s pure satire in aluminum form and makes a perfect desk decoration or white elephant joke. For the person who truly has everything—or nothing.
55. Socks with Magnetic Hands
These socks come with tiny magnetic hands that clasp together… around your legs. It’s creepy, adorable, and surprisingly cozy. Great for cuddling up or creeping people out. A funny little gift for anyone who loves quirky clothing.
56. Chia Bob Ross
Watch Bob’s legendary ‘fro grow with this classic Chia Pet. It’s goofy, nostalgic, and full of happy little sprouts. Great for fans of painting, plants, or peaceful vibes—with a side of kitschy fun.
57. Fart Candle with Name Tag
This candle lights up whenever “[insert name] farts.” Just fill in the name and let the joke write itself. It’s silly bathroom humor at its finest—and a funny way to call out the usual suspect without saying a word.
58. Pickle Boo-Boo Bandages
Why cover a cut with something boring when you can slap a pickle on it? These green, dill-shaped bandages are oddly adorable and definitely conversation starters. For clumsy friends, snack lovers, or anyone with a twisted sense of humor.
59. Emotional Support Fries
Crispy, golden, and judgment-free—this plush fry carton is there for you when life isn’t. It’s soft, silly, and perfect for stress-hugging or decorating your couch with comfort food energy. Bonus: zero calories, endless support.
60. The Useless Box (Seriously)
It’s literally just an empty box. No lights, no gadgets—just a plain container of absolutely nothing. And somehow, that’s exactly what makes it funny. Good for kids, teenagers, or your stubborn spouse who said they didn’t want anything. Congratulations—you’ve finally delivered on that request.
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